so the kid, she says to me -- she says, "man, i hate that john mayer. he's annoying." and i says, "yeah, but he's not as annoying as dave matthews." "dave who?!" "you don't know who dave matthews is?" "well, i've heard of him, but, no, i don't." "um, well, i guess john mayer sort of sounds like him." and that's when i realized that i am ten -- T - E - N -- years older than her.


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