i have a growing suspicion that i have weird taste. most recently i had this feeling b/c of my fondness for "yo mama" jokes. a few days ago i was thinking, "man, i love yo mama jokes. i wonder if there's a yomama.com". lo, and behold, there is! (god must be watching over me) it's still in the early stages, yet i've still been reminded of some great oldies and some ones i hadn't heard. here are some fresh off the site:
YoMama is so old ... her birth-certificate expired!
YoMama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World.
YoMama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
YoMama is so stupid her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
YoMama is so ugly ... her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!
um ... well, i thought they were funny.
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